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Bottle Service • Gooner Popper Bottle

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Bottle Service • Gooner Popper Bottle
★★★★★

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5.0 out of 5 · verified buyers

★★★★★
Seriously the best lubes I have tried. Recently purchased the Bator and Bearback lubes and will never use another brand again. Can’t wait to see what else this brand comes up with. WOOF!
Jon M.Verified buyer
★★★★★
Beautiful bottle — the kind you can leave out all the time and be proud of. The spray is an excellent idea: it dispenses the right amount, not too much, not too little. Smooth yet very effective. Definitely on a monthly rotation to purchase.
Bare BearVerified buyer
★★★★★
Always first class products — they are better than described. Every package is a present you have been dreaming you had.
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The formula

A fine mist,
not a pour.

Our newest original oil-based formula — made by Bators, for everyone. One pump lays an even coat. No scooping, no stopping, and rarely a second application.

  • Fine mistEven coat, one pump
  • Oil-basedPlant-based, skin-care quality
  • Longer playBuilt for marathon sessions
  • Sensitive-skin approvedNo added fragrance or flavour
Introducing Lucid Liquid - the original plant-based formula in every Bator lube What is Lucid Liquid - the proprietary blend that powers Bearback's original lubes
Bottle Service • Gooner Popper Bottle

Powered by rare CBG

Rare.
Potent.
Premium.

CBG is far rarer than CBD. It is extracted only in small amounts, before the hemp matures, and that scarcity is what makes it both premium and potent. It also behaves differently — CBG works on sensation and arousal rather than general wellness.

325mg rare CBG
in every 6.5oz bottle

  1. Blood flow Supports circulation — what makes it suited to long sessions rather than quick ones.
  2. Nerve response Amplified, so sensation stays sharp through a long session instead of fading toward numbness.
  3. Post-session comfort Calms irritation afterwards — less downtime between rounds.
  4. Endurance More stamina across the night, without the sleepy “chill” CBD is known for.

CBD relaxes you.
CBG does the opposite.

Clove oil

The subtle one.

Used for centuries as a natural numbing agent. Here it gently slows things down without you actually feeling any numbness — unlike harsh desensitisers that kill all feeling, clove oil only takes the edge off. Every sensation still lands.

Full sensationNothing is dulled
Edge softenedYou don’t notice it — the session does
Longer rhythmLess friction sensitivity throughout

The rest of the details

325 mg
Rare CBG, in the 6.5oz bottle
6.5 oz
Full size · $26.00
1 oz
Travel size · fits the VERSATILE Smart Lube Holster
UV glass
Ultra-violet “THICC” glass blocks the light rays that break down a natural formula
0 added
No added fragrance, no added flavouring

Us vs. the rest

The difference is the formula.

Bearback Albolene Most lubes Bator balm
Skin-care quality original lube formulas✓✗✗✗
Vegan, plant-based & no synthetic ingredients✓✗!✗
Sensitive-skin approved & leave-on-skin friendly✓✗✗✗
No added fragrance & no added flavouring✓✗!!
Strong UV-protective recyclable black glass✓✗✗✗
Made in an FDA-registered, GMP-compliant facility✓✓✓✗
No mineral-oil or petroleum-derived ingredients✓✗✓✗

✓ Yes  ·  ✗ No  ·  ! Depends on type

Tap the bottle

There’s a chip in the label.

Hold a phone to the NFC area on the bottle and the full label info opens — including the COAs. No app needed.

See what it opens

Certificate of analysis

Tested. Not
taken on faith.

Every batch of Bator goes to an independent lab before it goes in a bottle. This is the report for the batch on your shelf.

1.85mg/g Cannabigerol (CBG)
ND Total THC — not detected
Potency results, Aromatic Plant Research Center report SAW251204B
CannabinoidTotal %Total mg/g
Cannabigerol (CBG)0.181.85
Cannabidiol (CBD)NDND
Cannabidiolic Acid (CBDA)NDND
Cannabidivarin (CBDV)NDND
Cannabidivarinic Acid (CBDVA)NDND
Cannabigerolic Acid (CBGA)NDND
Cannabinol (CBN)NDND
Δ9‑Tetrahydrocannabinol (Δ9‑THC)NDND
Δ8‑Tetrahydrocannabinol (Δ8‑THC)NDND
Tetrahydrocannabinolic Acid (THCA‑A)NDND
Tetrahydrocannabivarin (THCV)NDND
Tetrahydrocannabivarin Acid (THCVA)NDND
Cannabichromene (CBC)NDND
Cannabichromene Acid (CBCA)NDND
Cannabicitran (CBTC)NDND
Total cannabinoids0.181.85
Total THCNDND
Total CBDNDND

ND = not detected. LOD > 0.005% by mass, LOQ > 0.01% by mass. Total THC is calculated as Δ9‑THC + (THCA‑A × 0.877).

Laboratory
Aromatic Plant Research Center · Lehi, UT
Accreditation
ISO 17025:2017 · PJLA #115229
Sample
Bear Back Lube · topical applicant
Batch / lot
20422
Report
APRC # SAW251204B
Tested
8 December 2025
Method
SOP 1‑2026.03 · cannabinoid potency
Approved by
Nicholas Saichek, PhD
Open the full report (PDF)

CBG is derived from hemp. This report covers the batch identified above — if the lot number on your bottle differs, ask us and we will send that batch’s report.

  • Plant-based
  • Vegan & cruelty free
  • Sensitive-skin approved
  • Made in small batches
  • Only available here
Hemp, THC content & certificates of analysis

CBG is derived from hemp and contains ≤0.3% Delta‑9 THC. COAs are available on this site and by scanning the NFC area on the bottle — read the full label info.

Our own formula, made in a certified lab — not a rebranded shelf blend with a louder label. No mineral oil or petroleum shortcuts.